Humped Crossing

Trying to hail a cab to JFK: should not take an hour.
Flight out of JFK to London Heathrow: delayed
Flight to Budapest: missed
Fun in the free hotel room: over
New flight to Budapest: delayed
Dr. Bronner's: confisated by the jealous Brits
Sign of the day: "Humped crossing", car park near Heathrow <--- describes this journey pretty well